Skate or Die: Why I Would Never Date a Skateboarder (But I Would Bang One)

I think people who skateboard as a means of transportation are dumb and I don’t date dumb people. Don’t get me wrong, guys who skateboard can be fucking hot (even though a Google image search of “famous skateboarders” turned up a photo gallery of pre-pubescent Justin Beiber look-a-likes). But, Tony Hawk is cute. Anyway, skateboarders […]

You’re Still Single Because…

Tired of fitting the “always the bridesmaid, never the bride” cliché? Then grit your teeth and bear with me. If what you’ve been doing was working, then you wouldn’t be reading this, right? I’ve heard that insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting a different result. Even if you feel […]

Virgin Knows Best!

Greetings, my name is Saleema and I am 23 years old. I am an writer, cat lover, and virgin. Yes…VIRGIN. I have never had sex in any way. I haven’t even had my first kiss. Honestly, it isn’t my decision to be a virgin, because I would love to have a man that I can […]

Abstinence

A.B.S.T.I.N.E.N.C.E. 10 Letters That Shouldn’t Drive Men Away (But they do!) He didn’t leave because you mentioned “letters A and B.” It was the other 8 letters which spelled out ABSTINENCE that sent him running towards the end zone. To him, this word has many meanings like: Gotta Go, or …Call me if you change […]

You Met Him Where?

Two words describe your first date in months: A NIGHTMARE! Curiously, your friends ask, “Where did you meet him?” When you mention the words: Internet or Chat-line, they cringe… and are not surprised… that he was a dud and the date a fiasco. They’ve been there too – some more than others. His advertisement read: […]